You might be a goth if....

We've all seen the You might be a redneck if.... so here ladies and gentlemen I present to you in jest my you might be a goth if list. LOL If you have some good ones please comment below.

1. You might be a goth if you always order red wine or absinthe when out at the club.

2. You might be a goth if your nailpolish looks like this:

3. You might be a goth if you own black cats or a big white "Game of Thrones" wolf dog. 

4. You might be a goth if your underwear and sock drawer is full of stripes, fishnet and skulls. 

5. You might be a goth if you know who Edward Furlong is, love him and frequently throw Edward Furlong movie nights. Seriously...you might be goth.

6. You might be a goth if you buy certain wine bottles because they look "so goth"

7. You might be a goth if you decorate with dragon skulls the way a redneck decorates with deer skulls.

8. You might be a goth if you're dating a guy who looks like this: 

9. You might be a goth if someone asks what The Cure is and this is your response: 

10. You might be a goth if your heart rate beats faster while viewing any of the following:

11. You might be a goth if you know what JTHM stands for.

12. You might be a goth if you actually think this is your natural hair color:

13. You might be a goth if your cookies look like this:

14. You might be a goth if the barista asks for your order and you say "coffee black like my soul"

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15. You might be a goth if you love stripes and swirls and try to incorporate them into your every day life, wardrobe, thoughts etc...

16. You might be a goth if this is your xmas snow globe:

17. You might be a goth if your wine cork is a bat.

18. You might be a goth if these are acceptable cupcakes.

19. You are most definitely a goth if you had a sense of humor, can have a laugh and don't take yourself or this post too seriously. Snicker snicker we are known for our wit and sarcasm yeah?